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When we go to the cottage at the river, at night I take a flash light and go through the whole bed to make sure there are no unwanted bugs in there such as a large spider. John, thinks I am silly, but I am not sharing the bed with a spider. So, I check the bed out , get all comfortable. and just start to drift off and John comes in, to get ready for bed. He says, what is that light by your butt, I can see a light under the blankets, I say, I don't know. He repeats himself, he does this if he thinks I am not paying attention or did not answer the way he wants me to. I tell him again, I don't know. He is quiet for a minute, whew, he gave up. Nope, I see a light by your butt , Pat. Then it hits me, he thinks I left the flashlight under the blankets.. I say, it is not the flash light John, then he mumbles, what could it be, I don't know John, he says maybe it is the reflection from the solar lights on the window hitting the blanket , thank goodness he has an answer. nope, he says, I am telling you there is a light under the blanket by your butt, by this time, I am starting to become angry.. I say,WELL IF YOU MUST KNOW THE TRUTH I LET A NEON FART, OK.. AND then shined the flashlight in his face so he could see it was not the flashlight.. he started to laugh, ...
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