LindaH wrote:
joe wrote:
PuffyPuffyPrincess wrote:
Joe, it isn't successful in my book if something doesn't smoke up the kitchen. NICE WORK, SIR!!

Come to think of it, I smoked up the kitchen a month or so ago cooking a frozen pizza

I had added some extras to and spilled them all in the hot oven taking the pizza out. I have also cooked several pizzas with the cardboard still on.
Do I need to send you a fire extinguisher?

What is with you people???

Don't I have enough to worry about, so now I have to worry about Joe and Kira burning their places down and all their Persians homeless?

NO NO NO. The fire alarm goes off, everyone knows the first thing you grab are Ugg boots, a coat, and persians.
I have had the fire alarm go off MULTIPLE times in the middle of the night in my complex. Every time, I wrangle Puffy, stuff her in my coat and get outside. Everyone looks at me like "It isn't a fire, it was just a pipe that burst" and I give them the cranky 'I don't give a sh*t, PUFFY GOES WHERE I GO'
